J. Robert Matthewson is a pseudonym used by a 100% real human writer (and not, as rumored, a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels inside human-shaped suit.) He is married to a human spouse, who is also a writer, and the pair share their home in Western Pennsylvania with two adorable but also demanding felines. When not writing, he enjoys hockey, gaming of both the tabletop and video varieties, animation of all sorts, and outdoor activities with the before-mentioned human spouse.
The website’s name is a riff on the old theory that if you had an infinite number of monkeys in a room with infinite typewriters, eventually they would, through sheer random luck, produce copies of all the greatest works of literature. Now, if you instead had infinite squirrels scampering across infinite keyboards, then they would likely create… well, probably something akin to what you’ll find here. Still, I hope you find it to be an enjoyable experience.
Contacting Me
Currently, the best way to contact me is via old-fashioned email at JRobert.Matthewson@yahoo.com. I am looking over my options for social media but haven’t decided yet as to what would best fit me and what I want to do with my books there (though, Twitter and Facebook already have proven to me that they very much don’t. At all. Like, to an almost comical degree.)
Website Credits
This website and any original content presented here are ©2025 J. Robert Matthewson.
Any shared content (videos, music, etc.) are copyrighted by their respective creators.
Infinite Squirrels with Infinite Keyboards Logo ©2025 J. Robert Matthewson using the following free to use art assets:
Infinity Symbol Vectors by Vecteezy
Squirrel and Laptop vectors by FreePik